2009

Thursday, May 14, 2009

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Meaning of Dreams

(article written for Mosaic FEUC No. 3, May 2009 )

know that much of what you now owe it to your right hand (the lines of the lot, obviously). But the more esoteric FEUC recently brings you the Manual for Meaning of Dreams.

The discovery that dreams can be a sign of a real event after waking up, so did Robert Holy Rabbi who, after dreaming of swimming in Ginger Ale, pissed woke up to the neck. Since that time, and while drying her mattress at mid-afternoon sun, decided to internalize the issue. His first major findings were: Q: If you dream

you swim, you dive, splash, you will hose the body or face wet with liquid: There are two options. The first is that you Meast, if you do not sleep just now starting to. The second (if incredibly Meast you not): If you are a woman is better than not keep watching those movies, if you are a man (if you call yourself a man) really are a Trolazo.

_ If you dream about being naked: Cuatic. Definitely, you're a degenerate extreme anticlerical repressed and the only solution is self-flagellation, but with the degenerate you are, this will trigger a sadomasochistic masturbatory box that will lead to dehydration. Tip: Become the asshole.

_ If you dream of flying: if you are a woman indicates that it is time to free yourself in every way, in every sense. If you are male, this male Mosaic released immediately. Q: If you dream

sex: After limparte, runs and write down everything you dreamed, with details. Then send it to manriquez@feuc.cl. Infinitely grateful to you, he probably dream of you. Q: If you dream

a character of the directive FEUC: If you look at this very minute there are 4 men joteándote, even if you are male. Tip: Let mustache.

Q: If you dream that you win a scholarship FEUC: This is simple: if you do not deserve it, quiet, not to be won. If you deserve congratulations!, And probably went to look for.

Q: If you dream of a better system of higher education: We are in it. Login to www.feuc.cl / reform and allow yourself to mourn that you do not participate.

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Saturday, May 9, 2009

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(click to enlarge, the identities of the lovers have been protected)

Yes, the UC is making a shift towards liberal sexuality and has published on its website pictures of the "3 st Annual Meeting UC Group Sex. " Unfortunately, the webmaster mistook him for a cicletada.

congratulate the University for this big step and if you want advice, ask here no more.

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Tuesday, May 5, 2009

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The true origin of Swine Influenza A Summer Orange

Scientists around the world agree with the origin of this virus, a mutation of the Swine Flu, which is that nobody knows when and where in the virus mutated and became the human. But then we saw millions around the world:

Many will remember a Mexican child half half-human pig falling into a product of bullying channel departe suffering of his cousin, a dude from those that abound in Mexican slums. Yes, the popular YouTube video called "The Fall of Edgar." The mutation occurred for two reasons combined sad and fatally.

First, what distinguishes a pig Edgar common are only two genes, also separated by only one gene in pig angora, native American areas near the Tropic of Cancer. In simple terms, these two genes allow Edgar to have 5 fingers and stay upright for more than 17 minutes continuously, incredibly share more genes with a pig that Chief Wiggum.

On the other hand, found that in the channel, were deposited daily (by a company called Superduper Pig ") more than five cubic meters of runny nose of piglets piglets that did not receive breast milk, along with other body fluids of pigs adults, including amniotic fluid, bile pig angora, tears of virgin gilts and a foreign substance that was called CMN.

still trying to discover how the mother of Edgar, a fan to "crazy mountain range" and "head cheese" was to give birth to such a monstrosity.

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A celebrated rendition of "A Summer Orange." Note the magnificent dramatical change of the artist who is able to go, in one scene, from tears to joy through disgust and doubt. Memorable

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Monday, April 13, 2009

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Measure Your Good Luck Astral - UNCENSORED! 2 ° Contest

(journal article in the April edition of Mosaic FEUC, full version)

Warnings:

1. Any depression fulminant or attempted suicide attempt will not be responsible for the Shock Till West & Associates Inc.

2. Any similarity of the image clover for luck, with the logo of a successful political movement and sensual is purely coincidental.

Instructions: Addition (or subtraction) points of each item and check your astral luck! Birth

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+3. If the number of day you were born is within the range of numbers from Kino
-1 If you were born in a bad time to be a birthday, for example, 24 or 25 December.
+ 1 If you were born a day off, because that day you will pull a lifetime of
+3 If you were born in a clinic, where it stimulates your nervous system with gentle back massage.
-1 If you were born in a public hospital, where you hit your first cachuchazo in poto to react.

Your Name.

+ 3 If your names are personal names.
-1 If you have a good name for someone born before the first world war, Arnulfo, Nibaldo, Walberto, Orfelio, Orfelia, Florencio, Clorinda, Lastenia, Marietta, etc.
-1 If your surname is derived from your name: Gonzalo Gonzalez, Benito Benitez, Hernan Hernandez, Martin Martinez, etc.

Your Family.

+8 If you have relatives abroad, who beat them kicked in the chin
+5 If you have family around Chile, north, south, on the beach, in the field, etc., Who hit combos on the chin every summer.
+3 If you have family on the beach, who was beaten continuously and consistently jaw every summer.
+1 If you have relatives in the countryside, who hit in the bulb only sometimes, because it is super fome. -4
If you live on the beach in the tourist field or somewhere you and your family are going to box Santiaguinos lower jaw each summer.

Your College.

+5 If you studied at a school with a name hard to pronounce, where we take AIDS test your parents.
-1 If studied in a school with number, on a course with 40 losers like you.
-3 If you studied in school Britannia Range.

Your Career.

+3 If it is a race where you study and gain little tired.
-1 If it is a race where you study hard and earn little. -5
If you study criminology.

Financing your career.

+5 Are you so rich that your parents pay 100% of the annual fee at the beginning of the year.
+5 If you are too poor to give you a 100% scholarship the race. -5
If you are not rich enough to have your parents pay the race, or too poor to give you scholarship. -8
Corfo If you have credit. Your

mobilization.

+3 If you are traveling in a car that forces you to use with gasoline that does not know how much it costs.
Transantiago +1 If you travel with your bip! always charged.
-1 If you combine 3 times per trip and you must give the seat to elderly women who are probably in better shape than you. You make regular use of the passage of the Bip emeregencia!.
-3 If at some point in your journey you take the 204. RESULTS

39 pts or more. Life is easier for you to remember your student number, your mail will probably not contain offensive phrases uc and casino officials will have good. You should thank God (a life if you are atheist or agnostic) and your parents for not doing pelotudeces with your name. Surely you were born when Saturn was aligned with the Moon, Jupiter, Mars and pancreas of your father, your mother must have also given birth in the direction of Mecca.
20 to 38 pts. Good for you. Salts usually exempt from all branches, you get the sport and you have to Pucmático as a friend on Facebook. But you need that magic touch to be quite a Rozental in academics or in sexual Zamorano. Keep trying.
10 to 19 pts. Your luck is like a mule, sterile. Good luck is more rare than a mermaid in his underwear, but you have bad luck is less common than core micro at night. Probably if you put a glass of water on a plate with salt on the corner of your home, your luck does not increase, but as this situation you have fully weighed, believe it will help.
0 to 9 pts. That lamentable. For you, life is as difficult as finding a crucible in Central House, but is not as difficult as directed on East Campus. The strokes of luck for you are like a casino ofertazo The Accountant, sometimes occur, but are not reliable. Surely you are one who have difficulty SIBUC find a book and if you find one of those "over 39 pts" already reserved.
below 0 pts. For you, life is more difficult to find an empty table in the casino of San Joaquin at 13.15 hrs. Surely the people laugh at you when you give your mail uc and when you come do it with the middle name. Just the luck you is how to fit the university credentials in the wallet ... does not.

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