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Meaning of Dreams

(article written for Mosaic FEUC No. 3, May 2009 )

know that much of what you now owe it to your right hand (the lines of the lot, obviously). But the more esoteric FEUC recently brings you the Manual for Meaning of Dreams.

The discovery that dreams can be a sign of a real event after waking up, so did Robert Holy Rabbi who, after dreaming of swimming in Ginger Ale, pissed woke up to the neck. Since that time, and while drying her mattress at mid-afternoon sun, decided to internalize the issue. His first major findings were: Q: If you dream

you swim, you dive, splash, you will hose the body or face wet with liquid: There are two options. The first is that you Meast, if you do not sleep just now starting to. The second (if incredibly Meast you not): If you are a woman is better than not keep watching those movies, if you are a man (if you call yourself a man) really are a Trolazo.

_ If you dream about being naked: Cuatic. Definitely, you're a degenerate extreme anticlerical repressed and the only solution is self-flagellation, but with the degenerate you are, this will trigger a sadomasochistic masturbatory box that will lead to dehydration. Tip: Become the asshole.

_ If you dream of flying: if you are a woman indicates that it is time to free yourself in every way, in every sense. If you are male, this male Mosaic released immediately. Q: If you dream

sex: After limparte, runs and write down everything you dreamed, with details. Then send it to manriquez@feuc.cl. Infinitely grateful to you, he probably dream of you. Q: If you dream

a character of the directive FEUC: If you look at this very minute there are 4 men joteándote, even if you are male. Tip: Let mustache.

Q: If you dream that you win a scholarship FEUC: This is simple: if you do not deserve it, quiet, not to be won. If you deserve congratulations!, And probably went to look for.

Q: If you dream of a better system of higher education: We are in it. Login to www.feuc.cl / reform and allow yourself to mourn that you do not participate.

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