Measure Your Good Luck Astral - UNCENSORED! 2 ° Contest
Monday, April 13, 2009
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(journal article in the April edition of Mosaic FEUC, full version) Warnings:
1. Any depression fulminant or attempted suicide attempt will not be responsible for the Shock Till West & Associates Inc.
2. Any similarity of the image clover for luck, with the logo of a successful political movement and sensual is purely coincidental.
Instructions: Addition (or subtraction) points of each item and check your astral luck! Birth
.
- +3. If the number of day you were born is within the range of numbers from Kino
- -1 If you were born in a bad time to be a birthday, for example, 24 or 25 December.
- + 1 If you were born a day off, because that day you will pull a lifetime of
- +3 If you were born in a clinic, where it stimulates your nervous system with gentle back massage.
- -1 If you were born in a public hospital, where you hit your first cachuchazo in poto to react.
Your Name.
- + 3 If your names are personal names.
- -1 If you have a good name for someone born before the first world war, Arnulfo, Nibaldo, Walberto, Orfelio, Orfelia, Florencio, Clorinda, Lastenia, Marietta, etc.
- -1 If your surname is derived from your name: Gonzalo Gonzalez, Benito Benitez, Hernan Hernandez, Martin Martinez, etc.
Your Family.
- +8 If you have relatives abroad, who beat them kicked in the chin
- +5 If you have family around Chile, north, south, on the beach, in the field, etc., Who hit combos on the chin every summer.
- +3 If you have family on the beach, who was beaten continuously and consistently jaw every summer.
- +1 If you have relatives in the countryside, who hit in the bulb only sometimes, because it is super fome. -4
- If you live on the beach in the tourist field or somewhere you and your family are going to box Santiaguinos lower jaw each summer.
Your College.
- +5 If you studied at a school with a name hard to pronounce, where we take AIDS test your parents.
- -1 If studied in a school with number, on a course with 40 losers like you.
- -3 If you studied in school Britannia Range.
Your Career.
- +3 If it is a race where you study and gain little tired.
- -1 If it is a race where you study hard and earn little. -5
- If you study criminology.
Financing your career.
- +5 Are you so rich that your parents pay 100% of the annual fee at the beginning of the year.
- +5 If you are too poor to give you a 100% scholarship the race. -5
- If you are not rich enough to have your parents pay the race, or too poor to give you scholarship. -8
- Corfo If you have credit. Your
mobilization.
- +3 If you are traveling in a car that forces you to use with gasoline that does not know how much it costs.
- Transantiago +1 If you travel with your bip! always charged.
- -1 If you combine 3 times per trip and you must give the seat to elderly women who are probably in better shape than you. You make regular use of the passage of the Bip emeregencia!.
- -3 If at some point in your journey you take the 204. RESULTS
- 39 pts or more. Life is easier for you to remember your student number, your mail will probably not contain offensive phrases uc and casino officials will have good. You should thank God (a life if you are atheist or agnostic) and your parents for not doing pelotudeces with your name. Surely you were born when Saturn was aligned with the Moon, Jupiter, Mars and pancreas of your father, your mother must have also given birth in the direction of Mecca.
- 20 to 38 pts. Good for you. Salts usually exempt from all branches, you get the sport and you have to Pucmático as a friend on Facebook. But you need that magic touch to be quite a Rozental in academics or in sexual Zamorano. Keep trying.
- 10 to 19 pts. Your luck is like a mule, sterile. Good luck is more rare than a mermaid in his underwear, but you have bad luck is less common than core micro at night. Probably if you put a glass of water on a plate with salt on the corner of your home, your luck does not increase, but as this situation you have fully weighed, believe it will help.
- 0 to 9 pts. That lamentable. For you, life is as difficult as finding a crucible in Central House, but is not as difficult as directed on East Campus. The strokes of luck for you are like a casino ofertazo The Accountant, sometimes occur, but are not reliable. Surely you are one who have difficulty SIBUC find a book and if you find one of those "over 39 pts" already reserved.
- below 0 pts. For you, life is more difficult to find an empty table in the casino of San Joaquin at 13.15 hrs. Surely the people laugh at you when you give your mail uc and when you come do it with the middle name. Just the luck you is how to fit the university credentials in the wallet ... does not.
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