Monday, September 1, 2008

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(Warning, if not or do not know the Campus Lo Contador UC-Chile-not read)

When the counter reaches my physical, although it was not a Spartan, let me run 15 minutes without losing consciousness, which now seems a real feat, since among the sedentary lifestyle and accidents on campus I lost about 50% of my muscle mass and brain. Which is not even in my early suspicion The Accountant. Our beloved campus, rather than being a "spatial experience" is a true "space safari." If you thought that the greatest university tragedy is that you return the complete with pillar box in front of the casino, you know nothing.

Down the stairs of the house had to make way for an individual with a hill made demo (bad idea considering that are 50 cm. Wide and a footprint of 15), so I plunge into free fall towards the stone cold. Result: TEC open.

What time tried to close (my skull) commissioned the campus reopened. Walking the workshop the audience spellbound by the size of an average inhabitant of The Counter, come to collide head on with a pillar that is oddly in the hallway, next to the office of its ingenious author. My old fracture is 10 cms totaled more, try going to a nursing but surprise, surprise, on a campus where there are available tools that can break a person along (without lock) there is even a kit.

With my wounded body and self-esteem even walk the stairs with hellish pace that I distort the coccyx, hoping it would not crush me another barn-shaped antenna and the lumber yard I keep stealing the coins. Still

something comforting me if I want to kill will always be prepared the wooden walkway leading to the SEREX.

(Article for "The WIPING" of Cearq)



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Wednesday, June 11, 2008

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THIS FRIDAY JUNE 13

big party in Campus Lo Contador!

Piscola / Roncola / Beer $ 500!
Energy / Pisco + energy / energy Ron + $ 1000! Burgers Sale

cheaper for the downturn! Invites

Architecture, Construction and Communications UC

Tickets: Presale Ojoo LUCA (with me or in centers students)
Until 00:59 $ 2,000
01:00 From $ 2,500


IMPORTANT: The silver is collected for the benefit of winter work involves - UC. (Www.involucra.cl)
costs us nothing HELP!

(PS: do not know the type of photo)

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

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Fiesta Lo Contador Guaton warms us


A study by the School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine, London Ferreteria conducted a study which determined that the chubby accelerate global warming and glocal (word chora very weon but use it.) This is because as heavier, more fuel vehicles spend in moving and produces more emissions to produce all the food needed to feed and nurse them. Just as the world population tends to become a troop of cows and pigs, we warmed ourselves more.

the comedy of the matter is that the study attacks that chubby simpaticón Trunk every day taking the microphone to come to your stick without disturbing anyone and NOT the old woman who has a 4x4 which yields 1.5 kilometers per liter only to go to the mall on Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays at 10 am.




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Monday, May 19, 2008

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The WIN! Maricómetro

So
is, just win the contest posts DGE UC the best "blog today," one of the highest scores (755 pts).

We thank you, if voted voluntarily and freely, thank you very much. Those who voted
pressed with a notebook on the face, thanks but not so much.
Those who voted for Country Action, Chilean CMC Lion or cat, please close this window immediately.

For this comes in the first BBQ Lo Contador hamburguesero non-history. Be notified when, as the award has not yet been delivered. I hope (only the first listed above.)

hope his congratulations, greetings and offers of sex.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

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Here is a questionnaire for you and your friends discover how males are, or how crazy they look. THAT 1.REGALOS

I prefer
_A bottle of wine or Tuft Fort ..............( MALE) _A Book or clothing
.................. .................( FINE) or Chocolate _Bombones
.......................... GAY MEDIA ....()
_Flores or bronzer ...............................( sissies)

2. USE OF TANNING CREAMS AND
not used .......................................... .. (MACHOTE)
Use only in summer ..................( DELICATE)
Use the summer ............ SISSY ....................()
Use all year ...................... .............( sissies)

3. PETS REAL
..........................................( No MACHOTE) Your dog is
.........................( yard MAN)
Your dog lives in the house ............ .......( FLETAZO)
cat has ..................................... ... (IS LITTLE GIRL) 4.The


It eats PLANTS ................................. RAMBO .....()
....................................... No .. (MALE)
When he remembers the watered ........................( floripondio)
irrigation, pruning and talk to plants .... fagot ..............( LOCO)
Incline your trunk to caress ..............( sissies) 5.The

MIRROR
No VIKING ............................................( used)
Only to comb .................................( MAN)
Looks complexion and watch your muscles ...........( GAY)
You can see the buttocks ........................( LOCA YARD)
Looks in wigs and dresses ...................( TRAVESTI)

6.PEINADO
......... No combing ..............................( PELAO)
combing after a shower is ........... ...........( LITTLE MAN)
were combing several times a day .....................( MIIIIISH)
lot and were combing ......................( dye used sissies)
Comb and advises others ................. .........( FREIGHT TO SAIL)

7.LIMPIEZA HOME
Just wash it ........................ MACHOTE ........( stinking) Clean your stuff
.................................. (ROMANTIC) Clean with water
CONCERNED ..................................( MARAC)
Clean with water and detergent .. ...................( rattle)
also uses vacuum or duster ...................( COLIZÓN)


8.DEPORTES Football, Tennis, Boxing, Motorsports .............( MACHOTE)
Basketball, Bowling, Volleyball ............... .........( Lamb)
Aerobics, Spinning ..............................( UUUUUYYYYYY)
The same, but with lycra shorts .........( ENYEGUECIDA LOCA!)

9.com PREFERRED
Animals roasted peppers, wasabi ............... TARZAN .....()
fish and salad ...............................( metrosexual)
Birds served with steamed vegetables ...........( maracas with Cuatic)

10.BEBIDAS PREFERRED
Pisco, Rum, Tequila or Vodka alone. (REAL MACHOTE)
Wine ....... REFINED ......................................()
Pipeño or Chicha ..... ........................( CURAGUILLA)
Bayleis and mineral water .................. ..........( philandering) ...............................( liquor Primavera
MARE ) PERSONAL 11.ASEO


cold water shower ............................( LEGIONARY)
Shower with soap and shampoo. ........................( MALE)
long shower with liquid soap and washcloth ...........( HUECAZO)
bath salts and foam ..........................( ULTRA COLIZA)


Well 12.LA BEER ice and liters. (MACHOTE)
Only for heat .......................... . (mannered)
Lemon Stone ....................................( GAY)
No alcohol. GAY ...................................( LIAR)

CAR 13.CUIDADO
not lava ........................................( MACHOTE)
I washed 1 time per month MALE .........................( LAX)
1 time a week ............... GALAN .................( PIN)
The inside sucks ....................... ... (RECESSED)
also puts silicone ...........................( FULL HOLLOW)

14.TELEVISION
Only MALE .................................( news RECEIVE) with Company Morandé
...........................( OLD HOT)
Movies ........... ........................( SENSITIVE)
Teleseries ..................... ............................( HOLLOW)
Realitys ................. recontra ..................................( GAY)

15.CONOCIMIENTO
COLOR primary. MALE ...................................()
More green and brown ...... MALE ...........................()
More purple and orange ............... .........( RARE)
More fuchsia, beige and charcoal ......................( COLIZA)
more bluish, magenta and ................( vermilion FUCKING CORNER)
More ...........................( sailing package REALLY MINE) 16.The


SMELLS A sweat, Parliament and leg ... .........................( MACHOTE)
A poto ................... .......................( WEON Cochin)
A deodorant .................... .............( DELICADITO)
A Coral or Impulse ............................. ............( FREIGHT)
A transvestite ...........................( emulsified oil CABARET )

If you have at least 1 characteristic doubtful worry, it's going to the party
pink.
If you have 2 to 4 can be considered in the process of mariconeo.
If you have 5 to 8 are not considered ..., and is chartered.
If you have more than 8, I do not know and you know until it hits the West.




Wednesday, May 7, 2008

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With new face: version 2.0


Welcome to version 2.0 the blog you mad at your sister, now suitable for Flaites and pelolais.

That's right, until it hits the bone (the one you like your sister) renews the Caracho in its version 2.0. Basically the same thing, accidentally otherwise. Swear now write a song before each glaciation, and renew the fotolog of the week every leap.
Soon: Up to shock the West to mine, the "Whose is the buttocks" and many others.

LAST MINUTE: We tapping the blog contest DGE-UC, if you are a student register here Puc and vote for the best blog the moment more now!

If you like to comment, but also.

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

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Crazy days






In recent days I've been between losing and winning 8k, has been rather sick, but most have been my fault, I know if the next I can play more solid months to get better results ...

Right now I'm up 20k this month, but I'm sure I can beat the 40k next month. I will play more than this and when you finish the bonus that I have in CarlosPoker ($ 10k, I have yet to make about 450k FPPs ... the truth is not yet even hope to finish next month, but in 2 months) I will concentrate $ NL1000 exclusively in NoiQPoker.

the pics now!

1: With my good friend Piero (right) took me into his home in Madrid for a week, in an art exhibition.

2: Chillin at the entrance of the Museo del Prado

3: Owning Spain: D

4: Piero front of the Post Office.

5: I think Piero does not like bullfights

That's all for now ... oh right!, I have to share with you this pair of hands ... I am "Hero"

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/434417
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/434424

THAT LOL!

PD: Tmb is important for me to present my bongky Pastaza, he is staying in my house for approx. 1 month until you leave the VISA to Europe and go to work there, if you read this I hope that with my humble advice to stop being spewtard! GO IMO BALLIN OUTTA CONTROL!

Sunday, April 27, 2008

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Postinor III: to prepare at home




In the wake of the controversy of the latter time, we decided to give this recipe to public service. Constitutional Court
No more, no more abogaditos Second, no more violent protests and more love. We have for you the recipe for home levonorgestrel, concocted in the middle as the "Ulpo the day after ...", this new recipe is on their screens, thanks to recent advances in global folk medicine was tested exclusively HastaQueChoqueElHueso by the team for you to Mrs. Yolanda Cuevas, known as Madame Yola.

For this we need:
- 125 ml. coolant.
- 1 teaspoon nutmeg.
- 1 cup sifted flour Selecta without powders.
- 1 cup of gasoline of 97, (if more than 95 half agragregar)
- 2 500 mg paracetamol powder. (Aspirinia not work because it will hurt the guatita)
- 1 clove
- Royal Baking Powder (for it to thrive and keep the neighbors)
- Selecta 3 tsp cornflour (to thicken it)

Stir all the liquid refrigerant for 2 hours in double boiler on the gasoline, so it will evaporate as much liquid benzene REFRIGERANT leaving a homogeneous mass. Place in oven for 20 minutes. Serve cold.

This works effectively up to 19 weeks after the bang, after that only time will cause the fetus gets more hairs.




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Thursday, April 17, 2008

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Great Update! Running good






Hello! Long did not update the blog, mostly out of laziness because a lot has happened since the last entry, and also because I did not feel comfortable talking about how I am winning / losing, if I won or lost this or that tournament etc. But I think it's interesting for those who are just dabbling in online poker (I know that for me before it was very interesting and inspiring to read about how well he was playing for stakes much higher, and still motivates me.)


Europe

To my friends already know that I went to Europe to play the EPT Copenhagen and there are photos that I have, I have too so I'll upload more when you write more blog entries, for now:

Photo 1: The girl who accompanied me the whole time (my girlfriend of 3 years) and I in our hotel in Paris.

Photo 2: I on a bridge over the River Seine (which surrounds the center of Paris) and basically the cathedral of Notre Dame, is impressive

Photo 3: A very special photo of Le Tour Eiffel (Eiffel Tower: P), something disrespectful, because it is a lady.


In Denmark unfortunately survived only until the second day with a stack of 10 BBs, and I lost KK vs AQ all in all my chips. In general I do not think I could play much better, I was very aggressive to the point that the player on my left (he was pro) he said to the table more than once that it was possible that I have so many good hands: P, and he had a point, I got a few good bluffs and everything but not enough. I lost half my stack with an American good will eventually end be the tournament champion (Vince ... something) which made me call all your chips to me all in (I was KJo) with ATs, I took a chance and did not see, but there will be more opportunities.



Online Online
I do well this month in the first days of April I was up 9 +, hence to lose about 8k playing extremely poorly, then reassess and my game and end up 10k (8.3k ~ in ipoker, and the remainder in other sites) and still not end the month, I get the 20k minimum, all in NL400, 600 and 1000. In NL1000 just I can not win one!, But must end someday change the way that I have there, http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/425523 .


Live Poker

played $ 1 / 2 at any time of the month in the Atlantic, ending up as $ 300 down, I get bored a lot in the casino and want to play many hands, and without knowing how others play it is generally a bad idea. However

day before yesterday and yesterday I played a tournament for $ 800 that lasted 2 days and I managed to get to $ 5000 in the post 5nto which is not bad, but I think it was to win (that I started the final table as the short stack)

That's all for now (really need many more, but this would be too long), so see ya! I wish

Good run! (Less rolled the and is a disgusting luckbox)

Thursday, February 7, 2008

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The graph says it all, are the results of the first 7 days of February, up ~ 1.7K + pokerstars and this could be the best month I'll have (though missing ... the best I've had has been above $ 25k), the "bad" is that .. if all goes well with the VISA I'm going on 16 this month in Denmark, and I do not play more online until the end of the EPT, bone until 23 or 24>. <.

I'm playing well, I got 5k hands daily goal, but I've failed ... much, I can not play much: (, aunq ... kizás counting hands on pokerstars this by: D. In short, only to remind me that this may be just a good run, but the truth seems to me that this is not, and my game has really improved a lot.

Here I give you a hand for the record I am not having an incredible chance or anything either ~. ~:

GAME # 834313657: Texas Hold'em NL $ 2.00 / $ 4.00 Table
02/07/2008 22:37:19 Balthus
Seat 1: LaLagrima ($ 401.30 in chips)
Seat 2: Damoclez ($ 624.80 in chips)
Seat 3: boggelito ($ 250.20 in chips)
Seat 4: Rumpelsack ($ 394.00 in chips)
Seat 5: coachmeplz ($ 499.30 in chips )
DEALER Seat 6: MongeElkan ($ 705.00 in chips) Seat
7: EuroPokerVips ($ 440.60 in chips) Seat
8: Kyuubi ($391.40 in chips)
Seat 9: nemostiko ($457.30 in chips)
Seat 10: Aussieboy750 ($543.10 in chips)
MongeElkan: Post SB $2.00
EuroPokerVips: Post BB $4.00
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MongeElkan [S6 H6]
Dealt to coachmeplz [C8 CJ]
Kyuubi: Fold
nemostiko: Fold
Aussieboy750: Fold
LaLagrima: Fold
Damoclez: Fold
boggelito: Fold
Rumpelsack: Fold
coachmeplz: Raise $14.00
MongeElkan: Raise $50.00
EuroPokerVips: Fold
coachmeplz: Call $38.00
*** FLOP *** [C2 CQ C6]
MongeElkan: Bet $88.00
coachmeplz: Call $88.00
*** TURN *** [SA]
MongeElkan: Bet $ 202.00
coachmeplz: Allin $ 359.30
MongeElkan: Call $ 157.30 *** RIVER ***
[SQ]

*** SUMMARY *** Total pot $ 999.60 Rake $ 3.00
MongeElkan: wins $ 999.60

I always riverea this monkey, or so = [

I am also looking for my msn and all that sooooo many are starting to play poker online, especially the former starcraferos: D, I wish you good luck, and q if they have questions can ask me here ox x msn if I have:).

The most important things to get out of micro-stakes as the winner:

- never bluff (apart from cont bet)
- Remove maximum value to your good hands (play without fear)
- No tilter to lose $ 10 $ 20 $ 40 or $ 100, have to get used because later is easy to lose over $ 1000 ~. ~
- Play a lot!

:) gl to all

Sunday, February 3, 2008

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disappointment Ahhh!


Yesterday I played the tournament of the Atlantic for $ 1500 buy-in (good input was $ 500 and $ 1000 buy-back double, but it does not matter if you want to win it should buy this repurchase the same).

I started very well indeed, I realized who should take chips on my table and against whom it was best not to confront.

There was a gentleman who came to every hand ... was very bad indeed and it was easy to read, always wipe all hands so I decided to get some chips ...

The blinds were 150/300 and I was about 7k. Mr. goes limp as ever, and a limp, I have J7 of hearts in the cutoff, I decided to raise to $ 1200, and q were easy chips. Only the Lord made the call.

Flop: xJx 1 heart, 2 swords.

The guy hits a donk bet 1k, 3k I reviro to the Lord does call ... at this time I thought the guy was in flushdraw, or had a few 77 88 99 or TT ...

The turn was another heart, the guy check, and I do not I just have to send in as 3k masomenos all, the guy calls call AJ and I had lost my whole stack ...., q and nothing came on the river.

No way, bought and now I had 20k chips at 150/300 blinds, chip leader: P. The same guy goes limp in UTG +2, 2 limpers more, I have Q2 of clubs in BB and I check.

Flop: xAx ALL of clubs! oh if you flush!

instención I check with to check raise, or let someone grab a letter to help on the turn, as having the ace of spades on the flop nobody was going to pay a bet looking for a flush other than the As (well just pay me a K, but it was unlikely). The guy hits 600, I reraised to 2k, the guy sends defrente as 14K ALL IN chips ... in my mind I said, might not be as pineapple that has color to K!!, but so was said and done, the guy had K6s LOL, GG, KEDE me less than 6000 chips and a broken dream = [.

Depues only was I dying x the blinds and going all in on great deals, q sent to all in from the cutoff with A7 and made me call with AK, GG tournament will be for the EPT (.


In world of online poker information that I got a shit head, I said it was possible that CarlosPoker be banned: s, this seems a bit weird but I x if cash flies out of 20k, most of my bankroll there, and only let me try to 3.5k for the same end a bond that I have 10k, but I still have months to complete. This bothered me a lot because I could not play or NL400 with so little money, luckily I was 2.2k rakeback, and more what I have gained so far and got to 8.5k masomenos, which let me play NL400 again:) and even Kiza NL600, the trouble is that I decided anyway to pay at least 5k each to arrive at 10k, so make sure against the alleged "ban" that I do not get, but it is better to be safe ...

also going up in stars like 1k NL200 this month, but decided for now and a good time to devote exclusively to iPoker. I will leave the BR I have in stars (as 6.2K) there no longer want to return porsiacaso to play at some point (Sure).

This makes a total of almost 4k up this month, which is not bad, with counting 3k played in the casino (cash and tournament between $ 1,500), so still not bad:) Lastly

I decided to play a minimum of 5K hands daily, hopefully I do that, for now I will not meet ... since I have 7k hands in 2 days, but tomorrow I plan to play the complete lack 8k hands.

A little life update, I plan to move into an apartment (or house) with rolled and bongky very soon!, Insurance after my trip and you are done! We are looking Depas, if you have any suggestions let in comments please!. Thank you.

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

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So much to do ...! Update


Hi, I had my very neglected blog, it is because I am with all the stress of your journey to Denmark will soon play the EPT! I am very excited about it, I know Gus Hansen will play it 100%, as well as some friends online and Norwegians Kalle and Erling (from starcraft, iG.Erling) and liquidpoker.net many many people, so it will be the ultimate fuck !

'm also happy because my girlfriend Laura is going with me! only that she will be in Germany what my last tournament, and then we will meet in Paris to begin the tour across Europe!, which is great 2008, I feel it:)

Despite all this I also found time to play much poker, but with poor results in NL1000, yet I can not win and I have to accept, I need to improve something in my game, NL400 and NL200 I have dominated the super NL600 and earn much money there, but I NL1000 $ 4000 or $ 5000 down at all, and that is not good. Nor is wow bad, and I know I have not had any luck (eg I have not gone or A! Set, and I lost with AA and KK the whole box, but I know I have to refine my game if I want to be a winner there.)

However I can not complain after a downswing of $ 2400 in NL1000 decided not to play this limit until you feel my game has improved dramatically, so has the bankroll to play, so, today I played only NL400 and NL600, the g'rafica is the one above left, nose and move it = [.

Besides this I also decided to start playing PartyPoker, so I tried to deposit 8k there, but the maximum allowed per day is 2500, so there is no way around it and deposited the 2.5 k. 1.2k won some short period of time and I am very happy to see that the tables were extremely easy in NL200 and NL400.

So a great day today in regards to poker. Ah! also there is a tournament they'll play next 100%, but this is live at the Atlantic City Casino Miraflores! entry is $ 500, with a simple buyback of $ 500 or $ 1000 double. The guaranteed prize pool is $ 100 000. Satellites are also on Thursdays and am running a special if I'll aver, but anyway but go into the tournament and be with my own money, I think I have many chances to make it pretty, and it will serve as good training for EPT, which is my main event!

And finally I am also very interested in the game runs sometimes $ 2 / $ 5 (NL500) in Atlantic City as well, but only a few days when the "big fish", I think I have an incredible advantage in the cash game and play it for me much, only played it once a few days ago and was $ 200 up in a moment, but I had to leave early, next time try to stay as long as possible . I have already contact Jorge is in charge of poker at the casino so he advised me when arming, who knows maybe you get to play up to $ 5 / $ 10, that would be great! Tomorrow

inform on the satellite! Beware!