Saturday, June 12, 2010

5 Yr Old Bump On Head

Session: Ignacio S.



taps on the door.


- Hi Ann, good morning.


- Hello, stealth came today?


- Do not want to scare ...


- I think that it started the session before you get to the couch ... you can sit back and associate because I wanted to scare ...


- Umm ... well, it should be for things that had been thinking about since I woke up ... maybe you want to do things right but doing wrong?


- wanted to do things well that you did wrong?


- I wanted to help my brother with the removal of his house and burned with a cigarette the chair again. He had said nothing in previous sessions but moving my brother's worried me or bother me, I can not differentiate ... my brother bought a house and goes to live with the bride ...


- And that's what bothers you?


- Much ... I do not like my brother's girlfriend, is an evil.


- What word did you choose to name his brother's girlfriend: "evil" ...


- If it is evil, ugly even, I do not know what she saw my brother was always a winner, a nice guy, generous, always well dressed, and she is a witch ...


- Ignacio, you're telling a fairy tale where your brother is the prince and her witch ... you're not exaggerating?


- Not for nothing ... well, then went to help in moving, and was the witch (I'll call her The Witch now) very busy with things in the new house, and offered me, pretending to love or gratitude, a Coca Cola fresh, not accepted, she insisted that little voice of a false princess, and returned to say no, he insisted again, "Ignacio, it's hot, and these loading furniture for two hours," I came to say no ...


- The you denied 3 times ... this story reminds me of something ... Judas ...


- can not stand my brother is going to regret this, buy a house with her? Who would think, is going to regret in 20 days and you will be caught.


- Caught with those you're jealous that you are developing in this story.


- ... can be ... so I say, I wanted to do something good for my brother and I ended up making a wrong.


- listen


- Yes, but I can not speak for today, I feel bad about what happened, I felt it was something serious, I have no reason to talk about it today, I do not like it happened.


- Want to move from fairy tale to the mystery story? You think I'll take on your evil plots?


- My evil? My evil? Was inadvertently I burned the couch with a cigarette accidentally ...


- No love? You're a little vindictive, she looks like a witch and your brother, you ungrateful left her for another woman ....


- telling me that I am a woman in this story ???????


- Sometimes they're a evil. See you on Monday?


- Already??


- If, now, before you burn the couch with your cigarette.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Bentron Autobot Jelly Rings Lyrics

Meaning of Dreams

(article written for Mosaic FEUC No. 3, May 2009 )

know that much of what you now owe it to your right hand (the lines of the lot, obviously). But the more esoteric FEUC recently brings you the Manual for Meaning of Dreams.

The discovery that dreams can be a sign of a real event after waking up, so did Robert Holy Rabbi who, after dreaming of swimming in Ginger Ale, pissed woke up to the neck. Since that time, and while drying her mattress at mid-afternoon sun, decided to internalize the issue. His first major findings were: Q: If you dream

you swim, you dive, splash, you will hose the body or face wet with liquid: There are two options. The first is that you Meast, if you do not sleep just now starting to. The second (if incredibly Meast you not): If you are a woman is better than not keep watching those movies, if you are a man (if you call yourself a man) really are a Trolazo.

_ If you dream about being naked: Cuatic. Definitely, you're a degenerate extreme anticlerical repressed and the only solution is self-flagellation, but with the degenerate you are, this will trigger a sadomasochistic masturbatory box that will lead to dehydration. Tip: Become the asshole.

_ If you dream of flying: if you are a woman indicates that it is time to free yourself in every way, in every sense. If you are male, this male Mosaic released immediately. Q: If you dream

sex: After limparte, runs and write down everything you dreamed, with details. Then send it to manriquez@feuc.cl. Infinitely grateful to you, he probably dream of you. Q: If you dream

a character of the directive FEUC: If you look at this very minute there are 4 men joteándote, even if you are male. Tip: Let mustache.

Q: If you dream that you win a scholarship FEUC: This is simple: if you do not deserve it, quiet, not to be won. If you deserve congratulations!, And probably went to look for.

Q: If you dream of a better system of higher education: We are in it. Login to www.feuc.cl / reform and allow yourself to mourn that you do not participate.

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